Disconnected Connector Gifts

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Networking

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"Have we e-met before?"

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"I just invented the blog!"

'Social networking, huh? We used to call that a party line.'

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."