Awkward Reconnector Gifts

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

Networking

HR - Helping Relationships

My Dream Valentine

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

Coronovirus dreams

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Symbiotic Connections

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"Call me!"

Technology and human relations

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

Class Reunion.