Disconnected Camper T-Shirts

"Honey, I've got to get going, I'm still searching for the forest."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Who can we call?"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Campground Conductor

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

The successful rubbernecker...

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Camping Equipment: Now is the offer of our discount tents.

Campground Wi-fi.

I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

'We have pitches available,are you a swimmer or a non swimmer...'

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

“So much for Google Maps.”

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

A Hybrid RV Powered by Wind, A Wood Stove & A Dog Pedaling.