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"Who can we call?"

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"Is there no place that is sacred?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Technological Dependence.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Modern camping

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Bear Recycling.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Ants watching human invasion.

Living in a snow globe.

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

Campground Wi-fi.

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

Online

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

Camping - Fresh Air

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'