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I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Technological Dependence.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Who can we call?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Virtual Beach

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Ecotourism.

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'How was your holiday?'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Free WiFi

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse