Connected Vacationer T-Shirts

I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Who can we call?"

Technological Dependence.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Virtual Beach

Ecotourism.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'How was your holiday?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Free WiFi

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse