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"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

Digital emigrant

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Wildlife

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

Pigeon Little

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Cellphone Islands

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Technological Dependence.

"Who can we call?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Travelogue

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.