Online Wanderer T-Shirts

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

'Your wife thinks you spend too much time on the internet.'

'We're finally part of the world wide cobweb.'

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

'I warned you not to turn 'safe surfing' off!'

Username/Password

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Obsession with the Internet.

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Cellphone Islands

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"