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Class Reunion.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Networking

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

Coronovirus dreams

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

I Thought He Was Dead

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

'I retired from politics to spend more time with my family, and they didn't RECOGNIZE me.'

"I remember you vividly in preschool, when you played the earth and I starred as the sun."