Reconnecting Prints

Class Reunion.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Networking

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Coronovirus dreams

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

In all the years I've endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother. It's almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth. When's the last time you called your mother? December 2, 1992. The day before text messaging was introduced. INGRATE!!!

"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."

"God, it feels so good to be able to hug you again."

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

I Thought He Was Dead

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"