Reconnecting With Old Friends T-Shirts

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"I remember you vividly in preschool, when you played the earth and I starred as the sun."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Christmas Hugs

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Remember when?... When was that?

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Man's evolution to the Pub.

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

'That was lovely chatting to you, we must meet up again and see the pictures.'

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

'Gives the drinks a bit of bite, don't you think?'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them