Reconnecting With Old Friends Mugs

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"I remember you vividly in preschool, when you played the earth and I starred as the sun."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Christmas Hugs

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Remember when?... When was that?

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

Man's evolution to the Pub.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Gives the drinks a bit of bite, don't you think?'

'That was lovely chatting to you, we must meet up again and see the pictures.'

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."