Disconnect Dramatist T-Shirts

You're fired, Figby. If you've given us the best years of your life, we don't want to see the worst!

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Hard to follow...'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

Samuel Beckett

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

An opera singer

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'I called this emergency meeting to discuss the lack of respect I've been getting around here lately.'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

Roach Motel

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"Dinner's ready, if you want to take a break from your personal space."

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

Farcebook website

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"I hate it when he stand at the window, takes a deep breath and says...THE CITY!"

Companies Act Legislation.

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'