Disconnecting From Technology Gifts

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

I'm not interested in buying new technology. What's wrong with me? Don't worry. I went through a brief period in college where I wasn't attracted to women. I didn't want to date or even have flings. It was a dark, horrible abyss that felt like it would never, ever end! How is this helping? Red Maxim repeatedly until it passes.

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

“So much for Google Maps.”

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

'Your father can't come to the phone right now, he's stuck in his ways.'

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

Hell has no wi-fi.

"You need to disconnect for awhile and unwind."

"I just sent you a friend request."

Protection from technology