Disconnecting From Technology Pillows

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

“So much for Google Maps.”

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

'Your father can't come to the phone right now, he's stuck in his ways.'

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

Hell has no wi-fi.

"You need to disconnect for awhile and unwind."

"I just sent you a friend request."

Protection from technology

"You take a bite, then you check your phone. You take a bite, then you check your phone. . ."