Technology-free Living Pillows

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

I.T. Fear

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

"Whatever you say, a month without connectivity has been a great detox."

"Get off the internet and get a life."

"Ever since you punished me by taking my phone, I've been able to better relate to those blues songs you listen to."

"It's amazing, since he was prescribed cannabis he hardly uses his phone at all!"