Dot Connector Gifts

'Well, I suppose the kid has just joined the company...'

I love this game. Connect the invisible dots. Conspiracy theorist as a child.

Ace dot-to-dot publishing co.

'You both found all the hidden objects in the picture, so the promotion will go to whoever completes their connect-the-dots puzzle first.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Networking

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Best Places to Retire

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

Pop Up Pointillism.

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Have your people friend my people.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"Have we e-met before?"

Bubbies and technology