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'Well, I suppose the kid has just joined the company...'

Ace dot-to-dot publishing co.

'You both found all the hidden objects in the picture, so the promotion will go to whoever completes their connect-the-dots puzzle first.'

Networking

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

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"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

Pop Up Pointillism.

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Have we e-met before?"

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

Europe and TTIP