Virtual Connector Gifts

"The isolation, loneliness and despair can only satisfy for so long."

Conference Issues

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Networking

My Dream Valentine

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

The Original Information Superhighway

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"