Virtual Driver Gifts

Grand Theft Auto

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Child driving a toy car

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Exit Next Left

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'God's speed.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'