Mini Driver Gifts

'I need a jump!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bike Rides

Child driving a toy car

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Pony Rides

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'God's speed.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."