Mini Driver Mugs

'I need a jump!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Child driving a toy car

Bike Rides

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Pony Rides

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."