Tiny Driver Mugs

Child driving a toy car

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

The Hobby Store

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I need a jump!'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Useless car accessories.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

"Sippy cup holders!"

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

America needs smaller cars.

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

It's a bit small, but dirt cheap on gas!