Tiny Driver Mugs

Child driving a toy car

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

The Hobby Store

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I need a jump!'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Petrol vs electric car

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Useless car accessories.

Spider Preschool.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

"Sippy cup holders!"

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

America needs smaller cars.

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.