Virtual Connecters Gifts

Covid safe weddings

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Networking

HR - Helping Relationships

My Dream Valentine

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Follow me on Twitter...

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"We don't communicate any more..."

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

Online Dating

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

"I just invented the blog!"

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

'Frank, I can't find my glasses, have you seen them?'