Virtual Connections Gifts

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"When I say we met online, I haven't physically seen him yet."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Networking

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Follow me on Twitter...

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Negative Interest Meeting

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Online Dating

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Yin and Yang Hug

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

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