Virtual Connector Prints

"The isolation, loneliness and despair can only satisfy for so long."

Conference Issues

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Networking

My Dream Valentine

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Follow me on Twitter...

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

'We have the same pinterest.'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"We don't communicate any more..."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

Have your people friend my people.

The Original Information Superhighway

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."