Online Connection Explorer Gifts

Online Dating

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

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"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'She just won't speak to me!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Computer spying.

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

The Tangents talk it over.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."