Online Connection Explorer Gifts

'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Online Dating

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

HUAWEI 5G

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'She just won't speak to me!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Computer spying.

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

The Tangents talk it over.

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'