Corporate Connector Pillows

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

'We can send a message around the world in a fraction of a second so why does it take so long to get through a quarter inch of human skull?'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Networking

Parade of Businessmen

Several generations live together in Cuba

"Uh-Oh..."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

HR - Helping Relationships

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

My Dream Valentine

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'