Housekeeping Hero Pillows

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

Day 16 of self-isolation, and everything had been cleaned to within an inch of its life.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I didn't spark joy."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Whack-a-molecule

"I had to skip my workout."

Non-Drip ?

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Bathroom Fairy

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Cook and her Maids

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry

The new global mantra flag for the future