Housework Heroes Pillows

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Kitchen Tetris

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'Caw blimey!'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

The household cavalry

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'