Home Cleaning Hero Pillows

"I think I may have used a little too much soap powder."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Biofelineism

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Lazy plumber.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'