Fun-loving Tidy Freak Gifts

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

Moses separating his Laundry.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Raptures

Ironing day.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Not guilty?"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Super glue hoovering

The Movers - Decluttering

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.