Fun-loving Tidy Freak Gifts

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Not guilty?"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Super glue hoovering

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Ward Cleaning.