Devilishly Tidy Person Gifts

Hell's Restrooms.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Decluttering. . .

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Super glue hoovering

The Messy Sink

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."