Quirky Cleaner Pillows

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

"We have raccoons."

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

Shawdow Sweeper

Pest Control

Spring Cleaning In Science Breakroom

Dirt Angel

"This is much cheaper than liposuction."

"You got rid of Muffy!...The hairball I've been collecting on the side of the tub."

'What's this I hear about a new miracle cleaner you've found for the sticky floors?'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Has it been washed?'

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

Body Wash/Hog Wash.

Where bee's wax really comes from.

'Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.'

Cleaning lady wearing cricket pads to protect her knees.

Putting insist on clean underwear each morning, and a freshly ironed dog.

Window Cleaning with Mineral Water

Christmas Party Hoover

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

Cleaning with alcohol

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.