Quirky Cooler Pillows

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

I did it my way.

Best before 65 million BC.

The Origami Society...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Open House of Horrors

Texturing the Walls

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Pest Control

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Victorian Gentleman

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"We're out of flowers."

"I beg to differ."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."