Quirky Sorter Pillows

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Advocado

Early cyborg.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Ice shelfie.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Anorak anoraks'.