Quirky Quart Bagger Pillows

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

The Mattress Savings Bank

Leaking backpack.

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Group hug anyone?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

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