Supermarket Bagger Pillows

"He's a new bagger from the supermarket. He's really conscientious!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Complex Carbs

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Wild fruit

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Health food and junk food

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

It feels good to be first...

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Supermarket Traffic

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

'I'm still looking for love.'

Time sure flies by.