Quirky Quart Bagger Gifts

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

Jumble Sale

Leaking backpack.

The Mattress Savings Bank

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Group hug anyone?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

We're having a dinner party.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Another impulse purchase?"