Quirky Hugger Pillows

'Group hug anyone?'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"I love you, you big fool."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I hate it when we fight."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Penguin Remote

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Giraffe Selfie

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

A tuba and love hearts

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Love is Love

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'