Quirky Hugger T-Shirts

'Group hug anyone?'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"I love you, you big fool."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Penguin Remote

Giraffe Selfie

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

A tuba and love hearts

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Love is Love

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."