Quirky Cooler Gifts

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

I did it my way.

Best before 65 million BC.

The Origami Society...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Pest Control

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Victorian Gentleman

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Tortoise polishing his shell

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"We're out of flowers."

"I beg to differ."