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Domestic Superheroes!!

Self help acupuncture

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

I quilt therefore I am

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Cross-country knitting.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Be the grass...

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

The light is green.

Multitasking

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

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