Nail Art Warriors Pillows

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Tool Box

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

Paint fight art!

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail Gun Manicure

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"