Nail Art Warriors Gifts

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Tool Box

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

God's Manicure.

Paint fight art!

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

Nail Gun Manicure

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"