Nail Ninja Gifts

He was such a do-it-yourself kind of guy. RIP. Nails.

Tool Box

Domestic Superheroes!!

Self help acupuncture

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

I quilt therefore I am

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Cross-country knitting.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

The Knitwit...

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Be the grass...

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

The light is green.

"Numb yet?"

Web Stockings

Multitasking