Nail Superhero Gifts

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

In basket-case.

Self help acupuncture

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Tool Box

The Family Joules: Part 16

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I'm on my way!'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

Knitted Kitty.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

"Aquaman, it's great that you have these aquatic powers, but I wish you also didn't sh*t like a fish."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."