Nail And Hammer Hero Gifts

Carpenter

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Hobby Store

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Like father like son.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'I'm with the band.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

Woodwork

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

A man working on a model airplane

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

One Man Band

Real men have facial hair.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Rapunzel on prom night.

Two boys having a water fight.

Saving up for lessons.