High Heel Hero Gifts

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Babies who Lunch.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Real men have facial hair.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Rapunzel on prom night.

Mount Everest.

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

'I can't dunk.'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Comb over club.

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

Stilettos Sharpened

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Pandemic Haircut

'Your feet are killing me!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'