High Heel Hero Gifts

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Babies who Lunch.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Real men have facial hair.

Rapunzel on prom night.

Mount Everest.

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'I can't dunk.'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Stilettos Sharpened

Comb over club.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

Pandemic Haircut

'Your feet are killing me!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'