High Heel Aficionado Gifts

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Vivienne Westwood

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

The Thinker

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'