High Heels Gifts

"Shoes Louboutin"

Stilettos Sharpened

Well worth the agony

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Leap Frog

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Destination casinos...

High Jump

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I'm all in.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'