High Heel Enthusiast Gifts

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

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A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"Help!!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Consenting Adults.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

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Casting out the Shoe Devil.